I keep hearing about the Superbowl coming up this weekend. I am pretty excited about that. I really get excited about breakfast and dinner, and I even dented the bottom of my stainless steel bowl because I was eating with such gusto. It seems like a Superbowl would really work for me. I mean, really, I’m not like Mozzie who will just wander off in the middle of a meal just to hang out with Mom.
For my Superbowl, here are the features I want:
- Dent resistant
- Only allows ME to eat out of it
- Automatically refills on time for dinner and breakfast so I don’ t have to help my brothers with the stare down at meal time
- Treats appear in it regularly
- Medication is not permitted to be snuck in
I realize Mom’s Superbowl would have chocolate in it, but since I can’t eat chocolate, I hope no one mixes up my Superbowl with hers.