Atlas: Hey, you guys, I think Mom might be a terrorist.
Rico: Mom isn’t a terrorist.
Mozzie: Mom is my favorite person.
Atlas: Then why does she have have WMDs?
Rico: Did you hit your head on something?
Mozzie: I think we’d all know if Mom had WMDs.
Atlas: She used them on us today.
Rico: Again, did you hit your head or sniff paint or something.
Mozzie: We went to my obedience class today. When did you see WMDs?
Atlas: At grooming time. The Weapons of Mat Destruction.
Rico: That’s not what WMD stands for.
Mozzie: So Mom isn’t a terrorist.
Atlas: I still think she might be.
Rico: We’ve been through this.
Mozzie: Mom buys us bully sticks. Would a terrorist do that?
Atlas: But she waterboarded all of us.
Rico: We didn’t get waterboarded.
Mozzie: Are you talking about the grooming table?
Atlas: Is that what it’s called?
Mozzie: Though I have to admit that getting groomed is a form of torture.
Atlas: So I was right? Mom is a terrorist?
Mozzie: Let me get back with you once I’m dry.