Atlas: Why do you think Mom and Dad didn’t tell us the truth about where they were going on their little vacation?
Rico: They told us the truth. They went to wine country to taste wine and go to some fancy restaurant.
Mozzie: And that’s why they had that nice woman Erin come over and see us, pet us, feed us, etc.
Atlas: But Mom washed all of the dirty clothes before they left.
Rico: She didn’t want to have to do them when she got home.
Mozzie: Mom knew we have an agility trial coming up, so she wanted to work ahead.
Atlas: But I heard that Mom washed clothes when they were gone.
Rico: No she didn’t. She definitely just took Dad to a nice restaurant.
Mozzie: Mom said it was fantastic, and Dad did, too.
Atlas: She said she went to some French laundry.
Rico: That’s the name of the restaurant.
Mozzie: It isn’t an actual laundry place.
Atlas: So you’re saying the French Laundry is a restaurant?
Mozzie: It’s a super nice place.
Atlas: So why didn’t they bring us any leftovers?
Rico: Because it was too expensive.
Mozzie: It was either leftovers once or bully sticks every day forever.
Atlas: I really like my bully sticks.