Atlas: Did you hear Mom talking about exchanging one of us?
Mozzie: She’s not going to exchange one of us.
Rico: For sure Mozzie isn’t going anywhere.
Atlas: I’m pretty sure I heard Mom talking about an exchange with other Berner people.
Mozzie: That’s a gift exchange, not a dog exchange.
Rico: It’s a secret Santa thing.
Atlas: Santa’s not a secret, AND I heard her talking about puppy names.
Mozzie: That’s a whole separate issue.
Rico: She does have a gift for naming puppies.
Atlas: That isn’t helping me feel better.
Mozzie: She’s not exchanging any of us. She loves us all.
Rico: There’s no reason to exchange us. She has the best.
Atlas: So you’re sure she’s not going to trade us in?
Mozzie: Have you ever heard her talk about this accounting thing called LIFO? It means the last thing in is the first thing out.
Rico: I was here first.
Atlas: But….wait. I’m the youngest.
Mozzie: We are kidding short stack. We love you, even if you are a petting hog.