Atlas: Thanks for letting me go with you on a walk today.
Mozzie: Sure thing, At-yak.
Atlas: I was watching you, and I have a question.
Mozzie: Go ahead.
Atlas: How do you know when you should reply to private pee-mail, reply all, or just like someone’s post?
Mozzie: Good question. First, always make sure you have a big drink before you leave so you are ready.
Mozzie: You know that tree at the very beginning of the path in the greenbelt?
Mozzie: That is a group discussion board. You really should always make sure you add to that.
Atlas: Okay. A lot or a little?
Mozzie: Well, you need to pace yourself, so I suggest a short pee-mail, and then if the walk isn’t a long one, you can add more on your way home.
Atlas: Got it!
Mozzie: The tree right after that is really usually just spam, so I don’t bother to check it very often; however, there is a tree a little farther down, and that usually has more private pee-mail. I try to be sure to respond to those.
Atlas: Should I be taking notes?
Mozzie: Probably. So you should always reply all on important posts, especially if it’s been awhile since you sent any pee-mail.
Atlas: What about that cactus in front of Abby’s house?
Mozzie: NOT YOURS. That is a private conversation between me and Abby. Keep all four of your paws on the ground when you go by there. And NO squatting.
Atlas: Will I get to send private pee-mail?
Mozzie: Not with me, but maybe if Dad takes you out, you can find your own friends.
Atlas: Do you think possums check pee-mail?
Rico: What are you guys discussing.
Mozzie: At-yak’s need for a PEA meeting.
Mozzie: Possum Eaters Anonymous.