Welcome to Mozzie’s Musings

Hello world!  My mom won a raffle, so the Sacramento City College Web Professionals designed the basics of my site.  Let me say that it’s about time I had a website.  Mom said I had to share it with my siblings, so I guess I will have to do that.  You never know…they might actually do something interesting.

Let me introduce myself.  I’m Mozzie.  Mom says my registered name is Starkenhund Humming Along with Mozart.  I like Mozzie better.  I am mom’s favorite.  Don’t tell my brothers.  Currently I have two other Berner brothers living with me.  Just to be clear, neither is really a brother.  The baby, Atlas aka Hickory’s All the Weight of the World, and I do share the same grandma.  She was a Grand Champion.  I’m not sure what exactly that means other than she frequently had to be groomed (YUCK!) and her human mom ran around the ring in a skirt with her and she was chosen to win.  In this case, being a top bitch is a good thing.  My other brother is what is called a “rescue.”  His name is Ricola (the Freakola aka Rico).  He was born on an Amish farm, and had a very rough beginning.  He doesn’t have a long second name like Atlas and I do.  I think that’s because of where he was born.  Apparently he didn’t have a name at all and the people there were not nice to him or any of his family members.  That’s a long story for another day.

Since this is MY blog, I’ll write about whatever interests me.  I’ll probably also put up pictures of myself because, as you will see, I am extraordinarily handsome.  For now, welcome to my world!

-Moz

One thought on “Welcome to Mozzie’s Musings”

  1. Hi Moz!! Dad’s outside so I’m on his laptop and Rosebud is snoring off breakfast so I only have a few minutes. I just had to say that your website is just *the best*!! Cool, dude!!

    Maybe you can have your mom convince my dad to get me a website. The world needs to know more about me. My dad keeps telling people that I’m “special” so I know that means I should have a website like yours. Anyhow, I gotta run. I hear him coming back. We’ll talk soon. And good luck with those weave poles. I hear they are really annoying. Keep up the good work.

    BEL!

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