Mozzie: Did you guys hear about the new craze for dog leotards?
Rico: Is this a joke?
Atlas: What is that?
Mozzie: It’s like a body suit that covers everything except your paws, head, and tail.
Rico: Why would I want that?
Atlas: It sounds really hot and not in an “I’m too sexy for my fur” way.
Mozzie: It’s supposed to cut down on the need to clean up fur that we shed.
Rico: But wouldn’t it just end up on the inside of the washer and dryer and then all over people’s clothes?
Atlas: It seems like they are just adding a step to get the fur on their clothes when the could do it directly instead.
Mozzie: You guys need to see how ridiculous dogs look in leotards.
Rico: I’m pretty sure that’s why dogs bite people.
Atlas: What if I need to go “hurry” and I’m wearing that thing? Wouldn’t they have to take it off every time?
Mozzie: Good point, fuzzy butt.
Rico: It could be a Halloween costume.
Atlas: I think it comes in purple.
Mozzie: If people are worried about dog fur, they shouldn’t have dogs. Just get a fish or a plant.
Rico: Preach it, Mozzie!
Atlas: What if they just sent us the money instead, and we could get more cookies and maybe hire a petter for the hours Mom and Dad are sleeping?