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Dog Leotards

Mozzie:  Did you guys hear about the new craze for dog leotards?

Rico:  Is this a joke?

Atlas:  What is that?

Mozzie:  It’s like a body suit that covers everything except your paws, head, and tail.

Rico:  Why would I want that?

Atlas:  It sounds really hot and not in an “I’m too sexy for my fur” way.

Mozzie:  It’s supposed to cut down on the need to clean up fur that we shed.

Rico:  But wouldn’t it just end up on the inside of the washer and dryer and then all over people’s clothes?

Atlas:  It seems like they are just adding a step to get the fur on their clothes when the could do it directly instead.

Mozzie:  You guys need to see how ridiculous dogs look in leotards.

Rico:  I’m pretty sure that’s why dogs bite people.

Atlas:  What if I need to go “hurry” and I’m wearing that thing?  Wouldn’t they have to take it off every time?

Mozzie:  Good point, fuzzy butt.

Rico:  It could be a Halloween costume.

Atlas:  I think it comes in purple.

Mozzie:  If people are worried about dog fur, they shouldn’t have dogs.  Just get a fish or a plant.

Rico:  Preach it, Mozzie!

Atlas:  What if they just sent us the money instead, and we could get more cookies and maybe hire a petter for the hours Mom and Dad are sleeping?

 

Great Fur

Black fur texture Closeup of beautiful

Atlas:  Mom thinks I have great fur.

Rico:  We all have the same kind of fur, Atlas.

Mozzie:  That’s right.

Atlas:  But I have more.

Rico:  That’s why they call you At-yak.

Atlas:  I know.  Isn’t that wonderful?

Mozzie:  I’m not sure that’s a compliment as much as a commentary on how much you shed.

Atlas:  They love all my fur, even the fur I shed.

Rico:  They like your fur, but the stuff you shed isn’t anyone’s favorite.

Mozzie:  That’s why it gets vacuumed up and thrown away.

Atlas:  I know Mom thinks it’s great because I heard Mom say, “Look at all this fine fur.”

Rico:  Does your ego have its own zip code?